Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was ones own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. – Robert Staughton Lynd
When someone asks if youd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? – Lisa Loeb
The main prank that we play with props is for peoples birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – thats always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone whos new. – Catherine Bell
To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldnt wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. – Lionel Blue
When I turned 60, it didnt bother me at all. – Yoko Ono
Well take the cake with the red cherry on top. – Navjot Singh Sidhu
I binge when Im happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like Im at a birthday party. – Kirstie Alley
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didnt see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. – Barry White
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my lifes work. – Karl Jaspers
In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywoods Walk of Fame. – Annette Funicello
Im amazed. When I was 40, I thought Id never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. – Gloria Stuart
When I was little I thought, isnt it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because its July 4th. – Gloria Stuart
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldnt let me – Homeland Security. – Art Buchwald
I do like to shock and surprise people. When its all in good fun, of course. – Ruth Warrick
I crashed my boyfriends birthday when I was 12 years old. He didnt invite me and so I showed up. – Isla Fisher
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding youre exactly the same. – Audrey Hepburn
Just hit my 75th birthday, Im feeling great! – Colin Powell
Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldnt support me, so I am living her dream, its sweeter for both of us. Its her 40th birthday soon and Im going to buy her 40 presents. – Adele
