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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldnt let me – Homeland Security. – Art Buchwald

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If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. – Art Buchwald

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Protest
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People are broad-minded. Theyll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman; but if a man doesnt drive, theres something wrong with him. – Art Buchwald

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Sports :: Auto Racing
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You cant make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All youre doing is recording it. – Art Buchwald

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Society
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Other Quotes from
Birthday
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I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday. – Jesse Plemons

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Birthday

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my childrens birthdays too. – Samantha Bee

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Birthday

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing Happy Birthday to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. – Amy Poehler

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Birthday

When I was little I thought, isnt it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because its July 4th. – Gloria Stuart

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Birthday

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I still marvel at how God turns dreams into reality. – Martha Reeves

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The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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We are born weak, we need strength helpless, we need aid foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to mans estate, is the gift of education. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Communication is a skill that you can learn. Its like riding a bicycle or typing. If youre willing to work at it, you can rapidly improve the quality of evry part of your life. – Brian Tracy

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communication