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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldnt let me – Homeland Security. – Art Buchwald

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People are broad-minded. Theyll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman; but if a man doesnt drive, theres something wrong with him. – Art Buchwald

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Sports :: Auto Racing
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If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. – Art Buchwald

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Protest
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The only thing better than singing is more singing. – Ella Fitzgerald

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I was fired by Americas Next Top Model on my birthday. – Paulina Porizkova

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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

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Well take the cake with the red cherry on top. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

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The absolute fundamental aim is to make money out of satisfying customers. – John Egan

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Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. – Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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