Logo
Quote by Art Buchwald
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldnt let me – Homeland Security. – Art Buchwald

Other quotes by Art Buchwald

Whether its the best of times or the worst of times, its the only time weve got. – Art Buchwald

Category:
best
Author
Art Buchwald
Read Quote

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. – Art Buchwald

Category:
Protest
Author
Art Buchwald
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Birthday
category

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

Category:
Birthday

Im over the moon to be involved in the Doctor Who Christmas special. I cant quite believe it as its a part of the family tradition at the Jenkins household. I heard the news that I got the role on my 30th birthday and it was the best birthday present ever. – Katherine Jenkins

Category:
Birthday

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

Category:
Birthday

You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when youre a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen. – Joe DiMaggio

Category:
Birthday

Random Quotes

The independence of the economic sphere was a tenet of faith with Liberalism. – Francis Parker Yockey

Category:
Faith

This nation is notorious for its ability to make or fake anything cheaply. Made-in-China goods now fill homes around the world. But our giant country has a small problem. We cant manufacture the happiness of our people. – Ai Weiwei

Category:
Happiness

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. – Aristotle

Category:
Back to School

Things with my dad were pretty good until I won an Academy Award. He was really loving to me until I got more attention than he did. Then he hated me. – Tatum ONeal

Category:
dad