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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldnt let me – Homeland Security. – Art Buchwald

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Whether its the best of times or the worst of times, its the only time weve got. – Art Buchwald

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You cant make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All youre doing is recording it. – Art Buchwald

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Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that havent been taxed before. – Art Buchwald

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Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. – Walter Lord

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We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be. – Lauren Hutton

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For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes. – Chris Evans

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I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the 50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So Ive always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, Id just copy them. Not very pretty. – Brittany Snow

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