Quote by Art Buchwald
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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldnt let me – Homeland Security. – Art Buchwald

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Whether its the best of times or the worst of times, its the only time weve got. – Art Buchwald

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best
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People are broad-minded. Theyll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman; but if a man doesnt drive, theres something wrong with him. – Art Buchwald

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You cant make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All youre doing is recording it. – Art Buchwald

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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, youll find one at the end of your arm. – Sam Levenson

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Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. Its the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I dont like at work where you stop everything to sing Happy Birthday to someone. I feel like thats for children. – Mindy Kaling

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Birthday

For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes. – Chris Evans

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I was fired by Americas Next Top Model on my birthday. – Paulina Porizkova

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No Act of Kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. – Aesop

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Keep knocking, and the joy inside will eventually open a window and look out to see who’s there. – Rumi

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Killing is the payoff of war. – Morley Safer

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Be thou incapable of change in that which is right, and men will rely upon thee. Establish unto thyself principles of action; and see that thou ever act according to them. First know that thy principles are just, and then be thou – Akhenaton

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