The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain
I like cats…. When I meet a cat, I say, “Poor Pussy!” and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat sticks up its tail in a rigid, cast-iron manner, arches its back, and wipes its nose up against my trousers; and all is gentleness and peace. – Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889