Quotes by

John Mayer

A mans got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. – John Mayer

Its so interesting how success hits people and how they react to it. – John Mayer

Im a good music provider, and Im fine with that. Im a quality music manufacturer. – John Mayer

Its almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music. – John Mayer

Theres a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical. – John Mayer

Maybe someday you can accuse somebody of being a poseur by selling out and playing blues music, but thats just not going to happen in my lifetime. – John Mayer

Im getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. Im learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play in front of thousands of people as if I am completely in the moment every moment. – John Mayer

Ive figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it. – John Mayer

I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what Im singing. It comes down to being believable. You dont have to be likeable generally, though, I think I am. – John Mayer

Atlantas my musical home. It really was the place where I really came alive. – John Mayer

Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it… and the minute it takes off, Im not gonna be home for a while. – John Mayer

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart… good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, its done. – John Mayer

Im willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think its psychologically important to people when theyre famous to be the only famous person they know. – John Mayer

Sometimes I get so bold and Im so confident about what Im doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because its a really liberating feeling to experience what its like to not care. – John Mayer

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say Im sorry, but Ive got to say hello to you, and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, Not for me, Bub. I dont want anything to do with you. – John Mayer

I cant even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. Its a nightmare. – John Mayer

Ive never done anything because I thought it would look cool. – John Mayer

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? – John Mayer

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain. – John Mayer

I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible. – John Mayer