If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. – George Gobel
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. – George Gobel
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. – George Gobel
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. – George Gobel
Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by “living”? They don’t mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science, in its finite but unbounded wisdom, has succeeded in selling their wives. – e.e. cummings, Introduction, Poems, 1954