Quote by George Gobel
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early m

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. – George Gobel

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The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong. – Nevin Fenneman

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I learned three important things in college – to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes. – Agnes DeMille, Dance to the Piper, 1952

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A college education shows a man how little other people know. – Thomas Chandler Haliburton

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