College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. – George Gobel
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. – George Gobel

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. – George Gobel
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. – George Gobel
The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. – George Borrow