To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. – Josh Billings