Quotes by

Earl Wilson

Always remember, money isnt everything – but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. – Earl Wilson

You may not be able to read a doctors handwriting and prescription, but youll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. – Earl Wilson

Isnt it a shame that future generations cant be here to see all the wonderful things were doing with their money? – Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows youre scared to death. – Earl Wilson

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. – Earl Wilson

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. – Earl Wilson

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson