If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. – Will Cuppy
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. – Will Cuppy
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. Theres always something. – Will Cuppy
I dont like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country. – Will Cuppy
Everythings changed. The technology is the big thing changing now, the way movies like Alice or Avatar are made. And technology on the other side, the audience side. Word spreads so fast now on a movie, with the Internet, and piracy is something coming down the line like in the music industry. – Richard D. Zanuck