So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! – Eddie Izzard
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard
Barack Obamas enemies are the people who make this country work. Barack Obamas enemies are those who succeed. Those are the people whose income he wants to redistribute. Those are the people whose income he wants to take, using the power and the force of the federal government to do it. – Rush Limbaugh