So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! – Eddie Izzard
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard
I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just dont deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or dont even notice that thats the thing. – Eddie Izzard