Quote by Carl Hiaasen
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Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that death panels would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, its hard to beat Sarah Palins ignorant nattering on the subject. – Carl Hiaasen

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Heres my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the credit card and then they look at the name on the book jacket, then theres this look of such profound sympathy for you that you had to resort to this. It really is withering. – Carl Hiaasen

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Sympathy
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Kids feel so strongly about whats going on today and whats happening to the world, and thats very inspiring. I feel more hopeful than ever before about the future. – Carl Hiaasen

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Future
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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor
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Death
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Living with the immediacy of death helps you sort out your priorities in life. It helps you to live a less trivial life. – Sogyal Rinpoche

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Death

Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. Its still better than high school. – Dan Savage

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Death

Without health life is not life it is only a state of langour and suffering – an image of death. – Buddha

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Death

Consciousness after death demonstrates the possibility of consciousness operating independently of the body. – Stanislav Grof

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Death

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Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter which fork you use. – Emily Post

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Manners

Men go into marriage with virtually no expectations whatsoever. Ten years later, the men are delightfully surprised to find out that its actually kind of nice, and the women have sort of had to take a nose dive from what they thought it was going to be. – Elizabeth Gilbert

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Marriage

Any day spent sewing, is a good day. – Author Unknown

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Needlework

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. – Proverb

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Flight, Flying