Quote by Carl Hiaasen
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Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that death panels would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, its hard to beat Sarah Palins ignorant nattering on the subject. – Carl Hiaasen

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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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I have thought there was some advantage even in death, by which we mingle with the herd of common men. – Henry David Thoreau

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We are all of us resigned to death: its life we arent resigned to. – Graham Greene

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A man whose life has been dishonourable is not entitled to escape disgrace in death. – Lucius Accius

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I looked Death right in the face. – Travis Barker

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Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop withholding your love until that special person materializes. Every day you are alive is a special occasion. Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God. – Mary Manin Morrissey

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The power of daring anything their fancy suggest, as always been conceded to the painter and the poet. – Horace

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