A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. – Samuel Grafton Category: Perspective
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright Category: Perspective
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is the lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain Category: Perspective
People who look through keyholes are apt to get the idea that most things are keyhole shaped. – Author Unknown Category: Perspective
The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of ones self to others. – Pierre Teilhard de Chardin Category: Generosity
If at first you dont succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. – William Lyon Phelps Category: funny