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Quote by Sloane Crosley
Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel

Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, buy a place together upstate, renounce their sweet teeth, and turn into health fanatics. – Sloane Crosley

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Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctors appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops. – Sloane Crosley

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Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that theyre being trusted as a friend. – Sloane Crosley

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I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if its a paragraph. – Sloane Crosley

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City governments ought to be abolished, if only as a public health measure. – L. Neil Smith

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The issues that matter to me are the social safety nets for people, health care, middle-class concerns. We need to take care of the middle class and the poor in our country. – Tim McGraw

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I believe in universal health care. And I am not afraid to say so. – Stephen Hawking

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I am in very good health. Ive never felt better. – Hugh Hefner

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