Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. – Carol Burnett
It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and its too bad that we dont have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning teams lawyers. – Carol Burnett

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. – Carol Burnett
It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and its too bad that we dont have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning teams lawyers. – Carol Burnett
But I didnt ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didnt even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh. – Carol Burnett
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. – Carol Burnett