It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and its too bad that we dont have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning teams lawyers. – Carol Burnett
We dont stop going to school when we graduate. – Carol Burnett
But I dont begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not its just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. – Carol Burnett
But I didnt ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didnt even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh. – Carol Burnett
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. Thats an education in itself. – Carol Burnett
My interesting diet tips are eat early and dont nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. – Carol Burnett
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. – Carol Burnett
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. – Carol Burnett
I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. – Carol Burnett
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. – Carol Burnett
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. – Carol Burnett
