My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. – Carol Burnett
My interesting diet tips are eat early and dont nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. – Carol Burnett

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. – Carol Burnett
My interesting diet tips are eat early and dont nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. – Carol Burnett
But I didnt ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didnt even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh. – Carol Burnett
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. Thats an education in itself. – Carol Burnett