Quote by James Thurber
Im 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if ther

Im 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, Id only be 48. Thats the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40. – James Thurber

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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. – James Thurber

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Humor
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The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road. – James Thurber

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Knowledge
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. – James Thurber

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Women
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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. – Helen Rowland

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Women

Women dont want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice. – Bill Cosby

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Women

If women want any rights more than theys got, why dont they just take them, and not be talking about it. – Sojourner Truth

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Women

I have to admit, like so many women, I always knew there was a chance. But like so many women, I never thought it would be me. I never thought Id hear those devastating words: You have breast cancer. – Debbie Wasserman Schultz

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Women

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When you know a thing, to hold that you know it, and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it – this is knowledge. – Confucius

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When you go to war, both sides lose totally. – Yoko Ono

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War

When the angels present themselves, the devils abscond. – Arabic Proverb

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Angels

A market is the combined behavior of thousands of people responding to information, misinformation and whim. – Kenneth Chang

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Investment