If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money. – Albert Brooks
Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks
All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because thats all people know how to do when theyre improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other. – Albert Brooks
A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. – Author unknown, from an editorial in New-York Tribune, quoted in Quotations for