Dont write anything you can phone. Dont phone anything you can talk. Dont talk anything you can whisper. Dont whisper anything you can smile. Dont smile anything you can nod. Dont nod anything you can wink. – Earl Long
Even if youre unhappy, just pretend that youre happy. Eventually, your smile will be contagious to yourself. I had to learn that. I used to think, Im being fake, but you know what? Better to be fake and happy than real and miserable. – Evangeline Lilly
I hope there have been times when I made you all proud, or made you all smile or at least piqued your interest in this wonderful institution we call government. – John Rowland
The owner of the New York Yankees, Mr. George Steinbrenner who I had the greatest respect for, I want to thank him for giving me the opportunity to win that special ring in 1996. – Wade Boggs
The only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down. – Alex Jason [Popularized by Adam Savage in MythBusters. Supposedly, Karl Kruszeln
