Quote by Lewis Black
If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscle

If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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Politics
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Morning
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There are less than 1 per cent of anorexic girls, but there more than 30 per cent of girls in France – I dont know about England – that are much, much overweight. And it is much more dangerous and very bad for the health. – Karl Lagerfeld

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Not really in all honesty because until you take control of your own health and go to your own doctor and have your own doctor tell you whats going to work for you. – Star Jones

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Challenges of historic import threaten Americas future. Action on the deficit, economy, energy, health care and much more is imperative, yet our legislative institutions fail to act. Congress must be reformed. – Evan Bayh

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If you wish to keep as well as possible, the less you think about your health the better. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Over the Teacups, 1891

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About the woodlands I will go
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