He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than for illumination. – Andrew Lang Category: Statistics
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. – Source Unknown Category: Statistics
Statistics may be defined as “a body of methods for making wise decisions in the face of uncertainty.” – W.A. Wallis Category: Statistics
If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg Category: work
God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning. – Imamu Amiri Baraka Category: Religion
I went looking for dresses and realized there was a niche I could fill in the wedding dress market. – Monique Lhuillier Category: wedding
