I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of William Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. – Bill Hoest (1926–1988)
Find out the reason that commands you to write; see whether it has spread its roots into the very depth of your heart; confess to yourself you would have to die if you were forbidden to write. – Rainer Maria Rilke
Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, Hes very odd, but he likes to cook. Hes creepy, but he makes good pancakes! – Zoe Lister-Jones
