Ultimately, literature is nothing but carpentry…. Both are very hard work. Writing something is almost as hard as making a table. With both you are working with reality, a material just as hard as wood. Both are full of tricks and techniques. Basically very little magic and a lot of hard work… – Gabriel Garcia Marquez, interview, The Paris Review, 1981

A bad day woodworking is better than a good day working. – Author unknown

Good workmen never quarrel with their tools. – Lord Byron, Don Juan

Woodworking minus patience equals firewood. – Author unknown