Women are not in love with me but with the picture of me on the screen. I am merely the canvas on which women paint their dreams. – Rudolph Valentino
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse. – Rudolph Valentino
Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for food or gas, until finally we are so hungry, sleepless, smelly, constipated and beaten-down that we simply die of lack of will to live. – Jane Siberry