A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. – Jim Samuels
Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. – Jim Samuels
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. – Jim Samuels
Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. – Jim Samuels
You never go into a marriage expecting to get divorced. You go into a marriage expecting its going to last forever, and you have a lot of ways you dream about the future. You have all these expectations, and then you have to adjust those expectations, and it can be a very unnerving, confusing time. – Jenna Fischer