A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. – Jim Samuels
Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. – Jim Samuels

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. – Jim Samuels
Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. – Jim Samuels
Id love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, How do you make your marriage work? I think the president is sexy as all get-out, but he has got to get on her nerves some kind of way. Hes this wonderful, powerful man, but she sees him leaving his socks on the floor. – Sherri Shepherd