When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now Im beginning to believe it. – Clarence Darrow
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. – Clarence Darrow

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now Im beginning to believe it. – Clarence Darrow
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. – Clarence Darrow
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. – Clarence Darrow
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. – Clarence Darrow