Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. – Clarence Darrow
Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away. – Clarence Darrow

Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. – Clarence Darrow
Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away. – Clarence Darrow
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. – Clarence Darrow
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now Im beginning to believe it. – Clarence Darrow