Quote by Jimmy Breslin
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. -

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. – Jimmy Breslin

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The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit. – Jimmy Breslin

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Yeah, maybe if we make that extra point we go into overtime … But if I make that last throw, thats what Brett Favre is all about. … When called upon, I expect to make those plays. So, yeah, I feel like I let this team down. – Brett Favre

With each game I play, each season I play, everyone would agree with me, Im running out of chances. – Brett Favre

Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins. – Paul Brown

I want to be recognized as the best-no doubt about it. When they say all-pro middle linebacker, I want them to mean Butkus! – Dick Butkus

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