When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food. – Phil Collins
In 1977 we played America and Europe three times, and Japan – my marriage suffered as a result. My then wife took the kids to Canada to be near her parents. – Phil Collins
Beyond a certain point, the music isnt mine anymore. Its yours. – Phil Collins
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell