Never get married in college its hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds youve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

Never get married in college its hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds youve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
The happiness of this life depends less on what befalls you than the way in which you take it. – Elbert Hubbard
Id love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, How do you make your marriage work? I think the president is sexy as all get-out, but he has got to get on her nerves some kind of way. Hes this wonderful, powerful man, but she sees him leaving his socks on the floor. – Sherri Shepherd