Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? – Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. – Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? – Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. – Bill Watterson
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. – Bill Watterson
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. – Bill Watterson
A furniture maker by trade, James McIntyre turned his hand to poetry in order to help others appreciate the many wonders of Canada as he viewed them. Key among them: cheese. Few could argue with his rationale; to wit, “it is no insignificant theme.” – Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, Very Bad Poetry, 1997 [McIntyre (1827–1906