Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? – Bill Watterson
Know whats weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everythings different. – Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? – Bill Watterson
Know whats weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everythings different. – Bill Watterson
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic. – Bill Watterson
So, whats it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I dont recommend it. – Bill Watterson
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry