Thats the whole problem with science. Youve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. – Bill Watterson
So, whats it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I dont recommend it. – Bill Watterson
I think we dream so we dont have to be apart so long. If were in each others dreams, we can play together all night. – Bill Watterson
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea whats cool. – Bill Watterson
Know whats weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everythings different. – Bill Watterson
Things are never quite as scary when youve got a best friend. – Bill Watterson
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. – Bill Watterson
Mothers are the necessity of invention. – Bill Watterson
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? – Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. – Bill Watterson
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. – Bill Watterson
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. – Bill Watterson
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running. – Bill Watterson
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. – Bill Watterson
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. – Bill Watterson
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. – Bill Watterson
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out. – Bill Watterson
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic. – Bill Watterson
Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend. – Bill Watterson
