I want to write a book which is the history of comedy. – John Cleese
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? – John Cleese

I want to write a book which is the history of comedy. – John Cleese
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? – John Cleese
I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force. – John Cleese
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. – John Cleese