I want to write a book which is the history of comedy. – John Cleese
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? – John Cleese

I want to write a book which is the history of comedy. – John Cleese
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? – John Cleese
I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force. – John Cleese
Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one? – John Cleese