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Quote by John Cleese
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rathe

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. – John Cleese

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I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred. She was hilariously self-centred. She did not really take interest in anything that didnt immediately affect her. – John Cleese

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relationship
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John Cleese
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If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth. – John Cleese

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Truth
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You dont have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that lifes about change. – John Cleese

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Change
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Frankly, I dont want to see a rapid upturn. I want it to hold until some of these idiotic competitors go bust. – Joe Bamford

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The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them. – Benjamin Jowett

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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business. – Shaquille ONeal

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Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – Thank God Its Friday. They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. – Richard Nelson Bolles

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Mildly talented in a variety of ways but with no genuine ability in any one field, she was like me, the perennial hapless self-amused dilettante, half-worried by the slippage of time but determined to enjoy failure anyway. – Edward Abbey

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