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Quote by John Cleese
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rathe

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. – John Cleese

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? – John Cleese

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Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one? – John Cleese

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I was always a sports nut but Ive lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London. – John Cleese

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Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. – Thomas J. Watson

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I want to put a ding in the universe. – Steve Jobs

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