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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am j

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

Other quotes by Bruce Willis

On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

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Experience
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Bruce Willis
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I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis

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Politics
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Bruce Willis
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Other Quotes from
Morning
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There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock. – Author Unknown

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Morning

The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years. – Thomas Jefferson

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Morning

Fashion should be something that in the morning, when you open your window, you say, Oh fantastic, sun! Then you take your shower, you say, OK fantastic, which colour I wear today because I feel happy? This should be fashion. – Roberto Cavalli

Category:
Morning

All three networks have always had a morning show but now cable of course is taking some of that audience away and a variety of other things, probably the Internet as well. – Katie Couric

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Morning

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Its not just about filming, you go to awards and interviews too. I enjoy all of it, even learning my lines! – Christopher Parker

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How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? Its simple. I drink the blood of young runaways. – William Shatner

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Health

It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God alone. – William Blake

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Angels

The thing you cant let go of is gravity. The reality of gravity in writing. If someone says something really mean in a sitcom, and the next wave isnt a reaction to the reality of that, you start losing relatability. In a lot of romantic comedies, they throw out the rules of life. – Michael Patrick King

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Romantic