Quote by Bruce Willis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am j

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

Other quotes by Bruce Willis

On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

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Experience
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I would say, Im alone, but Im not lonely. But I was just kidding myself. – Bruce Willis

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alone
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I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis

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Politics
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Other Quotes from
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Its interesting to wake up at 3 in the morning by someone saying theyre a reporter and they want to know how you feel. I felt fine, but I said, Well, why do you ask? – Saul Perlmutter

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Morning

Another challenge? Getting up at 6:30 in the morning to go act. Its not fun acting that early in the morning or acting at 4 A.M in the middle of the night or in the morning when youre really tired. Thats a challenge. What a luxurious problem to have. – George Eads

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Morning

I cant tell you enough about cinnamon. Cinnamon is an awesome spice to use and it goes great with something like apples in the morning or in a mixture of fruit or in your oatmeal or even in your cereal. – Emeril Lagasse

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Morning

It is always with excitement that I wake up in the morning wondering what my intuition will toss up to me, like gifts from the sea. I work with it and rely on it. Its my partner. – Jonas Salk

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Morning

Random Quotes

Censorship: protecting you from reality. – Author unknown

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Censorship

An index is a great leveller. – George Bernard Shaw

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great

Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women? – Virginia Woolf

Category:
Men

I still have a dream today that one day war will come to an end, that men will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks, that nations will no longer rise up against nations, neither will they study war any more. – Martin Luther King,Jr., The Trumpet of Conscience, 1968