I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis
On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis
On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis
I would say, Im alone, but Im not lonely. But I was just kidding myself. – Bruce Willis
I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis
I still have a dream today that one day war will come to an end, that men will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks, that nations will no longer rise up against nations, neither will they study war any more. – Martin Luther King,Jr., The Trumpet of Conscience, 1968