Quote by Bruce Willis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am j

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

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I would say, Im alone, but Im not lonely. But I was just kidding myself. – Bruce Willis

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On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

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If I can bring joy into the world, if I can get people to stop thinking about their pain for a moment, or the fact the tomorrow morning theyre going to get up and tell their boss off… then Ill be successful. – Bobby McFerrin

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This morning, I went to wipe my hands on a tea towel, and while I was using it, it seemed like it felt a bit light. I unfolded it and realized my daughter had cut little bits out of it to make frocks for her dolls! – Emma Thompson

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Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend – or a meaningful day. – Dalai Lama

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When you were a volunteer for the Bush-Cheney campaign, you came in the morning you had a supervisor who gave you a list of calls to make and a time to do it in. – Ed Gillespie

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