I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis
Ive always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble. – Bruce Willis
I would say, Im alone, but Im not lonely. But I was just kidding myself. – Bruce Willis
I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis
That part of a work of one author found in another is not of itself piracy, or sufficient to support an action; a man may adopt part of the work of another; he may so make use of another’s labors for the promotion of science and the benefit of the public. – Lord Ellenborough, quoted in Bouvier’s Law Dictionary by John Bouvier, 8th
Many Western doctors hold the belief that we can improve everything, even natural childbirth in a healthy woman. This philosophy is the philosophy of people who think it deplorable that they were not consulted at the creation of Eve, because they would have done a better job. – Gerrit-Jan Kloosterman