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Quote by Bruce Willis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am j

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

Other quotes by Bruce Willis

On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

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Experience
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Bruce Willis
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I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis

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Politics
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Bruce Willis
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Other Quotes from
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Good Morning America exploited Joan Lundens pregnancy, but you wont see me bringing my babies on the air. The only reason Im talking about the babies at all is that theyve been with me on the show since I became pregnant. After a while, I had to acknowledge this pumpkin tummy. – Jane Pauley

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Morning

I became a musician so I wouldnt have to get up at 6 in the morning. – Norah Jones

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Morning

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didnt happen. – Jayma Mays

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Morning

Its disrespectful to tell the French in the morning that youre going to reduce the debt, in the evening that youre not going to make any savings, and the next morning, after thinking about it, that youre going to spend more. – Nicolas Sarkozy

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Morning

Random Quotes

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf. – Percey Boomer

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Handle a book as a bee does a flower, extract its sweetness but do not damage it. – John Muir

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Bees

Young people discovering their sexuality must know they walk with a strong tradition and that they are not alone. They have a right to information without being pressured. – Jasmine Guy

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alone

I think all those people I did stories about measured their own success by the joy their work was giving them. – Charles Kuralt

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Success