Quote by Bruce Willis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am j

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

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Ive always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble. – Bruce Willis

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famous
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On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

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Experience
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I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis

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Before I go to bed at night, I ice my face, because it closes your pores and makes a difference in the morning. – Jasmine Tookes

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This morning, I went to wipe my hands on a tea towel, and while I was using it, it seemed like it felt a bit light. I unfolded it and realized my daughter had cut little bits out of it to make frocks for her dolls! – Emma Thompson

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Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them. – William Arthur Ward

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Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, its probably because you need the sleep. – Sophia Bush

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. – Francis Bacon

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