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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am j

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

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On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

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Experience
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Bruce Willis
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I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis

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Politics
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The school-boy doesnt force himself to learn his vocabularies and rules altogether at night, but knows that be must impress them again in the morning. – Hermann Ebbinghaus

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Ive done the best I can with the morning show. I made it a morning show. We have the coffee cup, you have the morning papers, you know, its got that feel to it, thats what I wanted. – Regis Philbin

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I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughters kindergarten class. – Tucker Carlson

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It didnt matter what you look like. You dont have to get up at 5:30 in the morning and theres a lot to be said for that. Corpse Bride can just play all my parts from now on and Ill just do the voice. – Helena Bonham Carter

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I dont blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to em? More power to em. – Yogi Berra

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The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time. – Franklin P. Adams

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Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns

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