Quote by Bruce Willis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am j

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

Other quotes by Bruce Willis

I would say, Im alone, but Im not lonely. But I was just kidding myself. – Bruce Willis

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alone
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On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

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Experience
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I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis

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Politics
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Thats the biggest part of doing comics: You have to create stuff that makes you want to get out of bed every morning and get to work. – Daniel Clowes

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No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be. – Bram Stoker

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Morning

In the morning he was lying dead on one of the beds fully clothed. He was dead. I got the impression he wanted to go, and I must have killed him. I cant remember strangling him. I just sat there shocked. – Dennis Nilsen

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Morning

I got up one Christmas morning and we didnt have nothing to eat. We didnt have an apple, we didnt have an orange, we didnt have a cake, we didnt have nothing. – Muddy Waters

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Morning

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Illness strikes men when they are exposed to change. – Herodotus

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Our tastes greatly alter. The lad does not care for the childs rattle, and the old man does not care for the young mans whore. – Samuel Johnson

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Generations

With Shakespeare and poetry, a new world was born. New dreams, new desires, a self consciousness was born. I desired to know to know myself in terms of the new standards set by these books. – Peter Abrahams

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. – George Bernard Shaw

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