Quote by Bruce Willis
On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other ha

On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

Other quotes by Bruce Willis

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

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Morning
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Ive always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble. – Bruce Willis

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famous
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I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis

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Politics
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Other Quotes from
Experience
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Parents of recovered children, and Ive met hundreds, all share the same experience of doubters and deniers telling us our child must have never even had autism or that the recovery was simply natures course. We all know better, and frankly were too busy helping other parents to really care. – Jenny McCarthy

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Experience

Ive always loved the experience of working together with other people toward an artistic goal. – Trey Anastasio

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Experience

Sometimes I get so bold and Im so confident about what Im doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because its a really liberating feeling to experience what its like to not care. – John Mayer

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Experience

Creativity comes from looking for the unexpected and stepping outside your own experience. – Masaru Ibuka

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Experience

Random Quotes

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. – Ambrose Bierce

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Mothers

Solitude can be used well by very few people. They who do must have a knowledge of the world to see the foolishness of it, and enough virtue to despise all the vanity. – Abraham Cowley

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Knowledge

Science is knowledge arranged and classified according to truth, facts, and the general laws of nature. – Luther Burbank

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Knowledge

I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun. – Hanna Rhoades, 2006, www.thisgardenisillegal.com

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Weekends