On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis
Ive always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble. – Bruce Willis
I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis
Parents of recovered children, and Ive met hundreds, all share the same experience of doubters and deniers telling us our child must have never even had autism or that the recovery was simply natures course. We all know better, and frankly were too busy helping other parents to really care. – Jenny McCarthy