Quote by Bruce Willis
On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other ha

On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

Other quotes by Bruce Willis

Ive always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble. – Bruce Willis

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famous
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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

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Morning
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Everybodys got one killer story. It doesnt take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience. – Kevin Smith

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From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what their passions and their metaphysical prejudices allow them to learn. – Aldous Huxley

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Experience

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. – Don Marquis

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My feeling about work is its much more about the experience of doing it than the end product. Sometimes things that are really great and make lots of money are miserable to make, and vice versa. – Alan Cumming

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Experience

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I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came. – Jefferson Davis

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The world of science and the world of literature have much in common. Each is an international club, helping to tie mankind together across barriers of nationality, race and language. I have been doubly lucky, being accepted as a member of both. – Freeman Dyson

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Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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