Quote by Bruce Willis
On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other ha

On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

Other quotes by Bruce Willis

Ive always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble. – Bruce Willis

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famous
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I would say, Im alone, but Im not lonely. But I was just kidding myself. – Bruce Willis

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alone
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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

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Is it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other? – George Eliot

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My experience is thats rare – that you have a script that is… what they call film-ready. – Laura Linney

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If youre working on a movie, you want it to be projected on the largest tapestry possible, and the sound to be perfect, and for that kind of communal experience of the movies to take place for it. – Greg Kinnear

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I think newspapers shouldnt try to compete directly with the Web, and should do what they can do better, which may be long-form journalism and using photos and art, and making connections with large-form graphics and really enhancing the tactile experience of paper. – Dave Eggers

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Experience

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Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isnt enough and you have to go and get shot or something. – John Lennon

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Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? – Pablo Casals

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Heart

You marry somebody you love everything about them. You grow to learn about them. You never learn everything. – Chris Daughtry

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Anniversary

A boys story is the best that is ever told. – Charles Dickens

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