Quote by Bruce Willis
On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other ha

On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis

Other quotes by Bruce Willis

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis

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Morning
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I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis

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Politics
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Ive always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble. – Bruce Willis

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famous
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Other Quotes from
Experience
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Ive never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy… Ive always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasnt like, Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school. I had a great high-school experience. – Jonah Hill

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Experience

Writing a novel is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay. – Flannery OConnor

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Experience

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. – Oscar Wilde

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Experience

So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance. – Isadora Duncan

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Experience

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Men do change, and change comes like a little wind that ruffles the curtains at dawn, and it comes like the stealthy perfume of wildflowers hidden in the grass. – John Steinbeck

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Change

The one thing that the President can do is to establish a real energy independence plan. We have all the recources we need right here in this country to establish energy independence if we had the leadership. – Herman Cain

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Leadership

Id love to work with Sufjan Stevens. He so gets it. Hes amazing. – Lee DeWyze

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amazing

My piece of bread only belongs to me when I know that everyone else has a share, and that no one starves while I eat. – Leo Tolstoy

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Helping