I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. – Bruce Willis
I had never really dated. Ive always been a relationship kind of person. – Bruce Willis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. – Bruce Willis
On the one hand, well never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. – Bruce Willis
The sheep-people dont think for themselves anymore. You can say anything and its the gospel truth and they dont have to go research it or anything, and they believe everything the news tells them. People dont go and do their own investigations if its relationships or politics or anything. – Big Boi