The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. – Oscar Wilde
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. – Oscar Wilde

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. – Oscar Wilde
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. – Oscar Wilde
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. – Oscar Wilde
The one person who has more illusions than the dreamer is the man of action. – Oscar Wilde