Quote by Todd Barry
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity,

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but Im too classy to bring that up. – Todd Barry

Other quotes by Todd Barry

Ive never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. – Todd Barry

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Morning
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I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. – Todd Barry

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respect
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I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. – Todd Barry

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Knowledge
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Literature transmits incontrovertible condensed experience… from generation to generation. In this way literature becomes the living memory of a nation. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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Experience

I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny – partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and its a way of laughing at it and getting a release. – Joaquin Phoenix

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Experience

In my experience an appreciative letter from a fellow writer means a lot. – Ian Mcewan

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Experience

People only talk about what a joyous experience it is, but there is terror: Your life, as you know it, is over. Its over the day that child is born. Its over, and something completely new starts. – Bill Murray

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Experience

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Going to church doesnt make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. – Laurence J. Peter

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My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation that is what I call good company. – Jane Austen

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There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and its mothers age. – Benjamin Spock

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