I try not to tune in to politics until its two or three months before the election. Till then, its like watching preseason football. – Trey Parker
So were considering doing a new Christmas album, because theres been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of The Most Offensive Song Ever with lyrics intact. – Trey Parker
Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call lightly religious. So I dont buy the notion that we cant laugh about religion in America. – Trey Parker
I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. – Trey Parker
You know, rock stardom… I have a hard time discussing that because I dont really accept it. Its not really that tangible. Whats really bizarre is how its used as a thing – you know, Hes the rock star of politics, Hes the rock star of quarterbacks – like its the greatest thing in the world. – Eddie Vedder
Whenever there are in any country uncultivated lands and unemployed poor, it is clear that the laws of property have been so far extended as to violate natural right. The earth is given as a common stock for man to labor and live on. The small landowners are the most precious part of a state. – Thomas Jefferson