Panicking in a sandwich shop and allowing a distressingly bizarre combination of fillings to occur. – Rob Temple, @SoVeryBritish (Very British Problems: Making Life Awkward for Ourse
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by [@$$höles]. – Notorious d.e.b., @debihope
The mere assemblage of peace loving people to interchange convincing reasons for their common faith, mere exhortation and argument to the public in favor of peace in general fall short of the mark. – Elihu Root
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time. – Franklin P. Adams