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The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experi

The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. – Author Unknown

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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck — and, of course, courage. – Bill Cosby, Fatherhood, 1986

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If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says “keep away from children.” – Susan Savannah

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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and… mothers. Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it. – Billy Cosby

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To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. – Josh Billings

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