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Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on

Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at. – Noel Coward, attributed

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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. – Matt Groening, The Simpsons

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Television

There is nothing more mysterious than a TV set left on in an empty room. It is even stranger than a man talking to himself or a woman standing dreaming at her stove. It is as if another planet is communicating with you. – Jean Baudrillard

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Television

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

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Television

Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us. – Jim Urbanovich

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Television

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The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation. – Angela Carter

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My particular aesthetic of light and color and design wouldnt change as a result of working with computer graphics rather than with slit scan or miniatures. – Douglas Trumbull

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A boy doesnt have to go to war to be a hero he can say he doesnt like pie when he sees there isnt enough to go around. – E. W. Howe

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Thy treasures of gold
Are dim with the blood of the hearts thou hast sold;
Thy home may be lovely, but round it I hear
The crack of the whip, and the footsteps of fear. – Lydia Maria Child

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