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Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on

Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at. – Noel Coward, attributed

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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. – Matt Groening, The Simpsons

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Television? No good will come of this device. The word is half Greek and half Latin. – Author Unknown

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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

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