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Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on

Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at. – Noel Coward, attributed

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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. – Matt Groening, The Simpsons

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Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. – Alfred Hitchcock

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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know. – Marvin Minksy

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