Logo
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. - Homer Simpson, The Si

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Television
category

Television is an anesthetic for the pain of the modern world. – Astrid Alauda

Category:
Television

Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us. – Jim Urbanovich

Category:
Television

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new type program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. – Art Buchwald, "Adding Insult to Injury," Have I Ever Lied to You?, 1966

Category:
Television

CNN, ESPN, ABC, TNT but mostly B.S… – The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, "Television, the Drug of the Nation&#34

Category:
Television

Random Quotes

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet. – African Proverb

Category:
Fools, Foolishness

I invite everyone to chose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. – Jean-Francois Cope

Category:
Forgiveness

Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner its off the better. – Horatio Nelson

Category:
alone

Any act often repeated soon forms a habit and habit allowed, steady gains in strength, At first it may be but as a spiders web, easily broken through, but if not resisted it soon binds us with chains of steel. – Tryon Edwards

Category:
strength