Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man. – James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man. – James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road. – James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber