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Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. - Joyce Armor

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. – Joyce Armor

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Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. – Joyce Armor

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Birth is as safe as life gets. – Harriette Hartigan

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Women today not only possess genetic memory of birth from a thousand generations of women, but they are also assailed from every direction by information and misinformation about birth. – Valerie El Halta

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Many Western doctors hold the belief that we can improve everything, even natural childbirth in a healthy woman. This philosophy is the philosophy of people who think it deplorable that they were not consulted at the creation of Eve, because they would have done a better job. – Gerrit-Jan Kloosterman

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Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever. – Attributed to Nikki Dalton

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