Quote by Joyce Armor
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. - Joyce Armor

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. – Joyce Armor

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Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. – Joyce Armor

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Babies are bits of star-dust blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth for she has held a star. – Larry Barretto

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The shamans are forever yacking about their snake-oil “miracles.” I prefer the Real McCoy – a pregnant woman. – Robert A. Heinlein

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Now my belly is as noble as my heart. – Gabriela Mistral

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There is no other organ quite like the uterus. If men had such an organ they would brag about it. So should we. – Ina May Gaskin

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