Quote by Joyce Armor
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. - Joyce Armor

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. – Joyce Armor

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Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. – Joyce Armor

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The effort to separate the physical experience of childbirth from the mental, emotional and spiritual aspects of this event has served to disempower and violate women. – Mary Rucklos Hampton

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. – Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months. – Carrie Latet

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