Quote by Joyce Armor
Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through l

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. – Joyce Armor

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They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can… if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat for fourteen hours. – Jo Brand

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All natural birth has a purpose and a plan; who would think of tearing open the chrysalis as the butterfly is emerging? Who would break the shell to pull the chick out? – Marie F. Mongan, HypnoBirthing

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