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Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through l

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. – Joyce Armor

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Many Western doctors hold the belief that we can improve everything, even natural childbirth in a healthy woman. This philosophy is the philosophy of people who think it deplorable that they were not consulted at the creation of Eve, because they would have done a better job. – Gerrit-Jan Kloosterman

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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller

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If you want to know the feeling, just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head. – Carol Burnett, about labor pain, quoted in Fatherhood by Bill Cosby

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The experience of birth is vast. It is a diverse tapestry woven by cultural customs, shaped in personal choices, affected by biological factors, marked by political circumstances. Yet the nature of birth itself prevails in elegant design of simple complexity. – Harriette Hartigan

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