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Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through l

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. – Joyce Armor

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Women today not only possess genetic memory of birth from a thousand generations of women, but they are also assailed from every direction by information and misinformation about birth. – Valerie El Halta

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The childbirth class neglected to teach you a critical skill. How to swear, breathe and count all at the same time. – Linda Fiterman, From Colic to College: Chuckling Your Way Through Parenthood

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