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Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through l

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. – Joyce Armor

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God schedules a birthday, not man. – Robert A. Bradley

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The baby bounced gently off the wall of her uterus. She opened her dressing gown and put her hands back on her belly. It moved again, like a dolphin going through the water; that was the way she imagined it. – Roddy Doyle, The Snapper

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All natural birth has a purpose and a plan; who would think of tearing open the chrysalis as the butterfly is emerging? Who would break the shell to pull the chick out? – Marie F. Mongan, HypnoBirthing

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