The thing I care about is my weight – Im as fanatical about it as a member of Girls Aloud. I weigh myself every morning. I know exactly what I want to be – 82kg – and I try to stick to it. – Tony Parsons
The most convincing argument against early parenthood is that you are in a relationship that is likely to fall apart before that child grows up. – Tony Parsons
When he was born, I looked at my little boy and felt an unconditional love I never knew was inside me. As he grew, and I watched him stagger about, squeak his first words, and turn into a beautiful little boy, that feeling did not change. – Tony Parsons
I box for four hours a week and my diet is pretty healthy. – Tony Parsons
Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals continued our course in the morning and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there. – Christopher Columbus