If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. – Mark Twain
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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night. – Mark Twain
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