If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain