I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate. – Rita Mae Brown Category: Women
All places where women are excluded tend downward to barbarism but the moment she is introduced, there come in with her courtesy, cleanliness, sobriety, and order. – Harriet Beecher Stowe Category: Women
Swans sing before they die — twere no bad thing did certain persons die before they sing. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge Category: Singing
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? – Dick Clark Category: dad
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. – Marie Osmond Category: Marriage